Saw this on the internets last week. As part of a comment thread on a local restaurant, someone said:
I think [redacted] is great. The service has always been excellent when I've been there and the food is also great. I love how each item is individually spiced and flavored. The homemade salsas are yummy.Or: how to sound completely fake in one easy lesson. I mean, I have no idea. For all I know that's a completely personal assessment and honest personal opinion. But it just sounds phony as all hell. I think it's that what's written is generally vague (excellent service, great food) and when it does get specific it drifts into nonsense. "Individually spiced and flavored"?? What does that even mean?
