Today's reminder: no, four hours of sleep is not enough.
Can't remember where I found the link to this piece about the Nets leaving NJ, most of which is fairly uninteresting. But it does contain a throwaway line about their new name being the Brooklyn Raccoons. I'm sure Bondy is just cracking wise. For one thing, a raccoon just isn't the kind of animal that one names sports teams after. Plus I'm not sure there's much overlap between NBA fans and classic TV comedy geeks. But, man, that would be awesome. They could have a section of the arena designated as the Raccoon Lodge (sorta like the Dawg Pound at Browns games).

and away we go...