I was sorting thru some junkmail earlier and I found an ad for this commemorative item. No, I'm not going to describe it. Words fail me. And I think you really should experience the full awesomeness of it without knowing first. Some things are better as surprises. But if you're just violently opposed to blind links (don't worry, it's SFW and I'm not Rickrolling you), well, you can get a hint from the tag.

Unrelated, but hilarious (via boing²): helpful chart for writers. Ancient alien pyramid scheme!