In today's shocking news flash, Rick Santorum (remember him?) would like to remind us of an important fact about the party he reps: "we're not fashionable; we're not cool." Thanks for that news flash, cheese. That's right up there with Bill Kristol's recent admission that he's always been on Darth Vader's side.
And, yes, if you google "santorum" two of the first three results are the post-Dan Savage definition.