Back from a long hiatus, it's time for "not just fun, but meme fun." Yoinked from FunnyStrange where you can see the explanation. Basically, google "unfortunately < your name here >" and hilarity will ensue. Or something. And away we go...

• Unfortunately, Georg was caught in the ensuing political storm
• Unfortunately, Georg felt isolated in the provincial area, and, separated from his fiance, he soon grew despondent
• Unfortunately, Georg did not keep a record of his publications in European journals
• Unfortunately, Georg died on May 30, 1947
• Unfortunately, Georg never produced another issue. The December 1997 issue was destined to remain his swan-song
• Unfortunately, Georg, who was the head of the weaving workshop at the time, had very little interest in the craft itself
• Unfortunately, Georg's Papageno was a disappointment to me as well.
• Unfortunately, Georg has no other opportunities to evaluate whether this rule however incomplete it may appear, can be generally applied
• Unfortunately, Georg doesn't like being called a sausage
• Unfortunately, Georg (the insect-man) was the sole provider of income for his younger sister, mother and father

Notes: last names omitted for consistency; skipped 2 entries that returned sentence fragments that were kinda gibberish; #10, in case you were wondering, is from a description of Kafka's "Metamorphosis" that mis-remembers Gregor Samsa's name.