Hey, hey, it's the Frozen White Death from Above 2009 Tour, coming soon to a town near you (if you live near me, that is). Trust you've all stocked up on bread and milk to appease Grom, the Angry Sky God of French Toast. If it turns out the roads are all fubared tomorrow and I can't get into the shop, I am gonna be well and truly pissed at my inability to see into the future and know that I should've blown off work and gone up to DC w/ Sarah. Oh well.
Why this is happening

YES! my fault!