One more belated entry for Festivus and I believe I'll declare Ta-Nehisi Coates the winner in the category airing of grievances. Here's a taste:

Or like people coming here to tell me that there was nothing "black" about the fist-bump. Damn right there's nothing black about the "fist-bump"--we don't invent slang that sounds like it looks. It's called dap, motherfuckers.