Let the randomness reign:
Thomas Kinkade™ brings the suck
More infomation about serving cheese than you could ever need. Plus the "yes i'm 12" humor bonus of lots of references to cutting the cheese.
Nate Silver rules our world
And, finally, the single funniest thing I've seen all week (yes, even funnier than the Kinkade memo or Nate pwning a wingnut): Scalzi v. Wheaton ftw

I know far too many people who like Thomas Kinkade. I suppose there is a silver lining in there, but I have to work at it to feel it.
Really? You know people who like Thomas Kinkade?