Well, it's not actually autumn until next week but it is September and thus time for another cycle of ANTM. I'm still formulating the rules for the cycle 11 drinking game but key elements are sure to include: Hannah mentioning Alaska, anyone telling Sheena to stop acting hoochy, anyone speaking French to Marjorie, Marjorie stating that she feels different from all the other girls, Clark saying something bitchy, anyone mentioning that Isis is transgender (double if they then cut to a shot of Tyra looking all smug about casting a transgender model). Have not decided who I think will win but I'm adding to my list of models who won't win: Hannah (too bland), Marjorie (too mousy), Sheena (too hoochy), Isis (too tranny), Clark (too bitchy), Elina (too lesbian AND too vegan). My early money, btw, is on Joslyn (who's too old but she's also super Tyra-esque) or Lauren Brie (even tho she's named after a cheese). Altho Brittany has been tagged with the damning "catalog" label, there may be an amazing transformation in her future. Oh, and thank Grom they've switched to having a designated reader for Tyra-mail this season instead of having them all read along like a bunch of demented first graders.