Moving on from the sports dept. of "idiocy so staggering it can't pass by unremarked upon" to the politics section, we have this gem from Tom DeLay, who said, of Obama: "unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist." Yes, that's Tom "Indicted for Money Laundering" DeLay demonstrating his fine logical chops there. C'mon... Marxist? What is this, a grad school seminar?
I hereby declare that Tom DeLay is a mother raping father stabber until he proves me wrong.
Oh, and Socrates is a cat...