From earlier this afternoon:

TG (co-worker eating lunch at his desk) is looking at an article on Huffington Post
me (walking past): Hey, scroll back up to that please.
Headline reads: "Jesse Jackson: Edwards is Only Dem Candidate Not Ignoring African Americans"
me: So does that mean Barack Obama is ignoring himself and his family?
TG: Yes. Michelle is so angry.
me: To say nothing of the kids...

(too easy, I know, but sometimes you gotta pick the low-hanging fruit)