we have to start drinking. it's the only thing that will make us feel normal

This cracked me up -- a smackdown on bad fonts. The examples are all quite hideous and overused. In fact, I have to admit that I've personally used several of those fonts. Forgive me, o spirits of aesthetically pleasing typography. As is so often the case, the comments on that post are almost more hilarious.
(link via scrubbles.net)