Witnessed a fine example of mad motoring skillz by an asswich in an SUV on the Airport Blvd exit of I40 this morning. Somehow (perhaps it comes with being an asswich in an SUV) they were able to discern that, even though NCDOT had somehow forgotten to paint one, there was actually a white line down the middle of the offramp. And thus a second lane. Sure they might have had to drive on the shoulder for a few yards, but then there it was, a whole extra lane just for them to haul their big SUV drivin' ass down. It can only be a cruel twist of fate that they turned the corner only to end up stuck at the back of a long line of traffic waiting for the next traffic light. Surely that one small setback can do nothing to diminish their borderline mystical powers of observation.
hats back on, gentlemen...