Here's a question that occured to me this morning as I was driving thru Cary (where else?). Quien es mas patético, Humvee drivers or H2 drivers? Both choices have things to recommend them: the H2 is utterly poseur and fake, the automotive equivalent of stuffing a sock down yr crotch (all show; no go). But the Humvee, altho it does have some of the functionality the H2 lacks, also blatantly advertises that the owner is so desperately in need of vehicular-male-enhancement that they're willing to spend over twice the US median household income on a suburban assault vehicle.
so difficult to choose...
I didn't even know there was a difference, but I guess now that I do I'd have to go with the H2. Mind you, we're already pretty low down into the depths of patheticness (patheticity?) that the difference is minute.